OMG, this is hilarious . . .

A friend of mine from BtN, where I'm a moderator, made up these song lyrics for me:

She's makin' a list,
And checkin it twice,
Gonna find out,
Who's registered twice,
Moderator's cleanin' the town.
She knows just who is posting,
She knows if you're a fake,
She can have you banned from here
So be good for goodness' sake!

That is *awesome*